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Postby sunlight » Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:08 am

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Postby Dallas » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:53 am

:lol: :lol:

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Postby Jools » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:47 am

Hehe
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Postby tj » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:29 pm

Thanks, Sunlight. That is sooo funny. I sent it to my sponsor. :)
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