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Jools
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Ok, I got one

Postby Jools » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:51 am

How can you tell the difference between a moderate drinker, a heavy drinker and an alkie?

A moderate drinker goes in the bar, orders a drink and goes to the bathroom. He comes out and there is a fly in his drink. He pushes the drink back to the bartender and orders another.

A heavy drinker goes in the bar, orders a drink and goes to the bathroom. He comes out and there is a fly in his drink. He picks the fly out of the drink and drinks his drink.

An alkie goes in the bar, orders a drink and goes to the bathroom. He comes out and there is a fly in his drink. He picks the fly up and tells him to spit it out, SPIT IT OUT!!!


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Postby Dallas » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:42 am

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