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Take the Test

Postby sunlight » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:45 pm

The following short quiz consists of 4 questons and tells whether you are still prone to alcoholic thinking.

!. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you still tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door.
Correct answer:Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests if you have gotten your memory back.

OK, one more chance to test your thinking!

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Worldwide Sober Alcoholic Testing, around 90% of the sober alcoholics they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several answers correct. Worldwide Sober Alcoholic Testing says this conclusively disproves the theory that most sober alcoholics have the brains of a four year old.

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Postby Dallas » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gee. I thought that Crocs were salt-water reptiles! :oops:

Did I get them mixed up with the Alligators?

Heck. Now I'll have to go and think this through until I can figure it out!!!

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