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Emotional detox

Postby tim-one » Wed May 20, 2009 9:59 am

A particularly sensitive young girl has just moved from detox to the residential unit.

A counselor passing through the lobby saw her sobbing uncontrolably. He sat next to her and asked, "What's wrong? Can I help?"

Unable to speak, she handed him a newspaper pointing at the headline which read, "Two Brazilian men die from alcohol".

The counselor said, "That's awful. It happens sometimes. But why are you this upset?"

She mustered a pitiful voice. "I'm SO glad I made it here alive! That stuff is killing EVERYBODY!"

The counselor tried to comfort her saying, "Yes, it kills many. You ARE lucky. But you're far over-reacting. It doesn't kill quite THAT many so quickly."

The girl retorts, "What do you mean not that many!? You call a brazilian not many!?!?!?!?!?!"

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Postby Dallas » Wed May 27, 2009 5:33 am

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