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Postby tim-one » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:36 am

A meeting topic the other night was for a newbie. "What did you think about your first AA meeting?"

I had to go back to my first time 12 years ago. I hardly remember a thing. It wasn't until I was driving home that I remembered:

I was a beer-drinkin' redneck back then. I don't drink beer any more. :lol:

Now this is true, y'all. Cut me some slack. :roll:

At my first meeting, I was pretty blithered and all wrapped up in myself. Of course I only heard a couple of words at a time.

"You have to get a Higher Power."

"You have to get a sponsor"

Each statement sent me off on a wild goose-thinkin'. The rest was "wah wawah waahhh ...."

More power ... sponsor ... what is this? NASCAR?

I could use a sponsor to pay for this dam rehab. What do I need next? A pit crew?

"And get the phone numbers of at least 10 sober people ...."

DAMMIT ! PIT CREW!

:lol:
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