Alkie down a dark alley

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Alky Tone
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Alkie down a dark alley

Postby Alky Tone » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:18 am

An alkie was down a dark alley, just to have a pee.
When finished he notices a shiny golden lamp.
Giving it a rub to see if it is valuable or not , a cloud of smoke appears and there before him is a genie.
" You have 2 wishes , what are they to be master " ?
" I will have an everlasting bottle of whiskey "
In his hand is a bottle of whiskey. The alkie downs it one , hey presto the bottle fills it self up to the top.
" WOW " says the alkie.
" What is your next wish "
He thought for a second, then looking at the bottle says.
" I'll have another one of those just in case "
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Re: Alkie down a dark alley

Postby montesharley » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:41 am

funny its hard to understand why people don't reply to the funny jokes an do to the ones that aren't funny --maybe its just me?---lol

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