Light Humor

[otterpop]

How many "Sponsors" does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one....but the light bulb has to really, really want to change.

[gunner48]

1. IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH YOU NEVER HAVE TO REMEMBER ANYTHING.
2. IF YOU LEND SOMEONE $20 AND NEVER SEE THAT PERSON AGAIN IT WAS PROBALLY WORTH IT.
3.GENERALLY SPEAKING YOU ARE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING IF YOUR LIPS ARE MOVING.
4. Never miss a chance to Shut Up
5. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.

[Dallas]

Keep 'em coming!

[gunner48]

1. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
2. Remember you are very unique, just like everyone else.
3. Never test the depth of water with both feet.
4. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 5. It's always darkest just before dawn, so if you are going to steal your neighbors paper that will be the best time to do so.
6. A jouney of a thousand miles always start with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire

Peace and Love gunner











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[Dallas]

These are great!