Light Humor

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otterpop
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Light Humor

Postby otterpop » Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:14 pm

How many "Sponsors" does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one....but the light bulb has to really, really want to change. :roll:




gunner48
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Location: Texarkana Texas

Postby gunner48 » Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:16 pm

1. IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH YOU NEVER HAVE TO REMEMBER ANYTHING.
2. IF YOU LEND SOMEONE $20 AND NEVER SEE THAT PERSON AGAIN IT WAS PROBALLY WORTH IT.
3.GENERALLY SPEAKING YOU ARE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING IF YOUR LIPS ARE MOVING.
4. Never miss a chance to Shut Up
5. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.
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Dallas
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Location: Fort Smith, Arkansas USA

Postby Dallas » Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:06 am

:lol: :lol: Keep 'em coming!

gunner48
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Postby gunner48 » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:29 pm

1. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
2. Remember you are very unique, just like everyone else.
3. Never test the depth of water with both feet.
4. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 5. It's always darkest just before dawn, so if you are going to steal your neighbors paper that will be the best time to do so.
6. A jouney of a thousand miles always start with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire

Peace and Love gunner











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Dallas
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Postby Dallas » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: These are great!





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