humorous discription of an Alcoholic

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humorous discription of an Alcoholic

Postby Bill_J » Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:04 pm

I heard this from a speaker while in treatment...

A normal non alcoholic wakes up and finds him/her self in a strange room they have never been in before. This room has 2 doors. they try one of the doors it is unlocked and proceed through, soon as they step through the doorway out of nowhere someone smashes them with a 2x4 knocking them out cold.. once they wake up they go catuiously to the second door try it, it too is unlocked they edge out slowly watching for the 2x4 wielding mental case.. the crazy man with 2x4 is nowhere to be found so they leave grateful to be alive... An alcoholic wakes up in the same strange room with 2 doors he too tries that 1st door and is knocked out cold by the man with the 2x4... once he wakes up he goes back to that same door walks out and bang again is knocked out cold,, a third time same door same result... the 4th time he tries the same door the man with the 2x4 is not there so he goes looking for him...

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Postby Dallas » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:03 pm

That's a great one Bill! Thanks for sharing it. I'll get some use out of it!

And, welcome to the site! I appreciate you and appreciate your sharing.


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Postby gunner48 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:36 am

AA member day one: God please make me a doctor
AA member day two: God please make me a doctor
AA member day 3,4,5: God please make me a doctor
Voice heard from above: Maybe you should consider going to Med School

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