Grocery line gags...

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Boiled Dove
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Grocery line gags...

Postby Boiled Dove » Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:02 pm

...back in my days of active alcoholism one of the things my neighbor and I liked to do when making a beer run would be to throw in a thing of Pampers and some baby formula next to the Vodka and beer in the cart. Now, she and I both knew very well that the price of the vodka and beer would total $18 or so, but we'd play stupid and go through the line with just a $20 bill. So the cashier and everyone else in the line watched us pretend to discuss it, then have them put the diapers and formula back, and we'd just leave with the alcohol. I wish I had photos of some of the looks we received while pulling that little stunt.

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Re: Grocery line gags...

Postby Dallas » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:00 am

:-) That would be a funny one to watch.

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