In his search for peace of mind wily old alcoholic goes to see a psychologist.
After an in depth examination the psychologist says,
‘ I know what the problem is, you have a split personality.’
The drunk says ' thats great, thanks doc how much do I owe you?'
The psychologist says ‘that will be 90 dollars please.’
The alcoholic says 'there's 45 you can get the rest from the other guy!’
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LOL. I'll have to remember this one -- for the next time I'm a bit short on cash. LOL.