Psychologically Sober

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Psychologically Sober

Postby Toast » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:52 pm

In his search for peace of mind wily old alcoholic goes to see a psychologist.
After an in depth examination the psychologist says,

‘ I know what the problem is, you have a split personality.’

The drunk says ' thats great, thanks doc how much do I owe you?'

The psychologist says ‘that will be 90 dollars please.’

The alcoholic says 'there's 45 you can get the rest from the other guy!’

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Re: Psychologically Sober

Postby Dallas » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:57 pm

:-) LOL. I'll have to remember this one -- for the next time I'm a bit short on cash. LOL.

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Re: Psychologically Sober

Postby redfeilds18 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:42 am

Hahaha.. this is a nice one!

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