a old guy went down to sign up for social security.
During the interview,he realized he didn`t have his wallet.He needed to provide proof of age.
he jumped up and pulled his shirt apart to show those grey chest hairs..
That should do it he proclaimed!!
The seceratary said "yes,that will do fine"
well,the old guy went home and told his wife all about his adventure.
She said,pop,why didn`t you drop your pants and sign up for disability too?