The Twelve Steps in Reverse

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The Twelve Steps in Reverse

Postby Dallas » Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:46 am

The Twelve Steps in Reverse

1. I declare my complete control over alcohol and everything else;
and further declare that my life is in perfect order

2. I recognize no power as great as I am; nor any person as
smart as I am, and if you don’t like it come outside

3. I made a decision to run my life and everyone else’s life
to suit only me - and I pity those who get in my way.

4. I make a searching and through inventory of everyone
other than myself – and find them woefully lacking in all respects;
and I never hesitate to tell them so.

5. I admitted to no one, including, God and Myself, that there could
possibly be anything wrong with me, or my actions.

6. I went to extreme efforts to protect and increase my defects
of character—and did a little drinking besides.

7. I continued my obnoxious arrogant air of asking no one for anything—
my Big Mouth was for telling, not asking.

8. I kept a complete list of all persons who had harmed me,
either real or imaginary, and swore to get even with them all.

9. I got even where possible, except when to do so might injure me.

10. I continued to bitch and whine about everything to everyone
and, when I was right, promptly reminded them.

11. I sought through scheming and conniving to materially improve
myself - at the expense of my fellow man.
I never hesitate, when the opportunity presents itself, to bring disaster
and misery to anyone who happens to cross my path.

12. Having had a complete moral, physical, financial and spiritual breakdown,
all of my remaining effort was directed toward dragging those near me -
and dear to me - down to these same depths of despair;
And I did a little drinking too.

Please do not try them! They DO work if you work them… and they produce horrible results!

They have been modified slightly from the original which was printed in an old issue of the AA Grapevine.

Hope you enjoy them!


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12 Steps

Postby Spiritman » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:51 pm

Thanks. Great!

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