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Strange but true!

Postby Dallas » Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:32 pm

A friend just showed me this story that was posted on a news site.
Thought it should serve as a reminder of what our old
"Drinking Plan For Living" can lead to!!!


Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 3:02 pm CDT August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 3:15 pm CDT August 5, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

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Postby john boy » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:05 pm

A buddy told me of a time when he was in Louisiana fishing. Not knowing where to go etc. he stopped at a local bait shop where the owner told him of a good location. Off he went to the lake where he observed a frog sitting at the waters edge, quietly he approached the frog and snatched him up. Upon doing so he realized the frog was caught in the mouth of a water moccasin. Grabbing the snake by the head he pried its mouth open and freed the frog which he placed in into his pocket. Holding the the snake in hand he reached into his back pocket and got out his bottle of moonshine ...... pouring a large gulp of moonshine down the snakes throat.... its eyes rolled back in its head... it began to shake and quiver, he tossed it into the swampy lake. Shortly after he began to fish this point he tells me...."I'm reeling in a fish when I feel a tap-tap-tap on my foot....I look down and there's that damn snake....and this time hes' got two frogs in his mouth"

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