Heathery wrote:Thats the best...well, when its good meat anyway
garden variety wrote:Heather, I'm sensing what we're posting gives you some hope that fulfilling romantic/intimate relationships are possible while sober. For me, this is no BS. I've had a few relationships while sober, obviously all but one has ended. But it was like starting out new again. It was like I never had a real relationship ever before. It was like I never experienced sex the way it happens today - ever before.
The first relationship involving sex after I became sober was incredible. I NEVER felt that way before. I never felt the intensity, and I never EVER experienced those "butterflies" people feel when they are first "in love" until then. You might as well say it was like being a virgin, because learning how to love a companion was something I never learned until I got sober.
Dallas wrote:I'm crawling all over the floor -- fell out of my seat laughing so hard as I read this!!!! Damn we be funny man!!! Ans, spiritual... too!!!
Only a real loving God could love drunks like us!!! It's 'cause He's got Humor!!! Like we do!!! He da Good Humor Man!!!
Dallas wrote:What could be more spiritual and good for us -- than laughter and humor! "Clipity Clop Hipity Hop! Just hummin' on down that road of Happy Destiny!!!! And, to think... that I used to buy whiskey and drink it to try to feel this good! I want my money back! Drinking short-changed me!!!
Dallas wrote:Heathery wrote:Thats the best...well, when its good meat anyway
It's all good meat sweetie! God made it! As long as it still talks back to me when I bite into it... It's good meat!
Dallas wrote:But,,,, if it just lays there on the table... lookin' all burned up and dried up... and there ain't no juice flowin' out of it... Well... you got to watch out for that kind! Just go grab some PB&J... even if you are allergic to it... because that old dried up meat will break your teeth off when you try to bite into it!
Dallas wrote:It's best, also, if you're going to get it while you're out -- instead of at home -- that you don't get it too near closin' time either!!! It might look pretty... but, I've got sick a few times with those! Not sure if it was the dirty gril or just the meat was bad! Ecoli in the bowl-eye! Texas bowl that is... Ceramic alter! Porcelain pool! Texas throw 'em!
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