by Tim » Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:30 am
This guy buys an old bottle at a yard sale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears. The genie exclaims, ''Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a long time. I'll grant you one wish."
'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road.''
That's too hard, got any other ideas?'' replied the genie.
''OK,'' replied the guy, ''I can't control my drinking once I have the first drink and if I stop I can't stay stopped. I want to be able to drink like a normal person.
The genie replies, ''Two lanes or four?'''
