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sunlight
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Location: Denver Co
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 Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:23 pm Post subject: Two More |
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You twisted my arm! 
Here's two more:
The doctor told his patient that he had 10 days to live unless he quit drinking.
The man said, "Isn't there anything else I can do besides quit drinking?"
The doc said., "Well, you could go down to the beauty parlor & get a mud pack every day."
The man said, "Really? Will it help?"
The doc replied, "No, but it'll get you used to dirt."
A cop pulled over a guy & said, "Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee officer," the man said, "Your eyes are awfully glazed. Have you been eating donuts?" |
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Dallas
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Location: Fort Smith, Arkansas USA
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Thanks Sunlight!!! Those are great!
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sunlight
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Location: Denver Co
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How do you catch a unique alcoholic?
Unique up on him!
Definition of diagnostic: to expire without ever believing in anything. |
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Sober*Melinda
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, that second one was funny!! HAHA! Thanks for that!
The first one was pretty good too, lol!!!  |
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