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Postby tim-one » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:35 am

A girl working with her sponsor asked "Where can I read about my sex problems?"

Sponsor said, "That's covered on page 69."

Later at home the page number got jumbled as she tried to remember and she turned to page 96 for her sex problems.

"Do not be discouraged if your prospect does not respond at once. Search out another alcoholic and try again. You are sure to find someone desperate enough to accept with eagerness what you offer. We find it a waste of time to keep chasing a man who cannot or will not work with you."

Love,
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Postby angel143 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:42 am

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA

Oh, I needed that laugh!!!!!
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Postby GeoffS » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:13 pm

very good
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Postby sunlight » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:56 pm

Along those lines:

A very elderly couple walked into the AA hall to attend their first meeting.

The sober men whisked the man into a corner to talk, while the sober women tended to the woman.

The sober men asked the drunk, "How long have you been drinking?" The drunk replied, "Fifty years." The sober men exclaimed, "You look remarkably well for drinking 50 years. What's the secret to your fine appearance? Do you and your wife still have intercourse?"

The drunk answered, "I don't know. Let me ask her."
And he yelled across the room, "Hey honey, do we still have intercourse?"

His wife yelled back, "How many times have I told you? We have Blue Cross Blue shield!"
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Postby tim-one » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:24 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Riotous! :lol:
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Postby Sober*Melinda » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:39 am

Lol, those were great.... haha :lol:
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Postby Kathy61 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:33 pm

OMG, that was too funny.
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Postby gunner48 » Sun May 16, 2010 8:03 pm

Pilot to tower, I am at 3000 feet, fuel at 50 pounds and 30 miles from airport.I need assistance, Can you help? Tower to pilot, Repeat after me , Our Father, Who at in heaven
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Postby Dallas » Mon May 17, 2010 4:01 am

LOL!!! I've got to remember that one!
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