A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you , but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
HAPPY LABOR DAY ALL! All work and no laughs make a dull sobriety.