An alcoholics wife is so tired of beating her husband half to death every time he comes home drunk she decides its time she done something about it so she joins Al-Anon.
At the meeting they tell her to do the opposite of what sheâ€™s been doing for the last few years and see what happens, so she takes this on board and heads home.
Saturday night comes; sitting at home watching TV she hears her drunken husband struggle to get his key in the front door. She gets up and opens the door and to her husband's great surprise she is wearing a see-through sexy nightdress! She then takes her surprised husband by the hand at leads him into the nice warm lounge where she sits him down on a comfy chair and removes his shoes and socks and puts his feet up on a stool by the nice log fire. She then heads to the kitchen and comes back with a nice bit of supper for him.
The drunk is still silent.
While the drunk's eating his supper half naked she leans over him and whispers â€˜ and when you finish that how would you like to go up to the bedroom and have some fun?â€™
The drunk replies â€˜ I may as well, because when I get home from here that crazy wife of mineâ€™s sure gonna kill me!â€™