An alcoholic was looking for a parking space...

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Music CEO
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An alcoholic was looking for a parking space...

Postby Music CEO » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:32 pm

... and he was late for a meeting. He circled and circled but there were no parking spaces to be found. Finally he cried out, "God, please, please help me find a parking space!" Just then a car pulled out of a space right in front of him. "Never mind," said the alcoholic, "One just opened up."




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Postby Dallas » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:21 pm

Love it! And, thanks for sharing it!

Welcome to the forum!

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Postby Toast » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:14 pm

A drunk was laying at the side of the road when the police pulled over and asked him if he was alright? He said yes he'd just found a good parking space and his wife was away to get the car! :lol:

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Postby Dallas » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:39 pm

:lol: :lol:



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