Hey Rusty Zipper! Sleeping with your pants on, again?
Might want to try some WD-40!
Not sure about you, but, I'm left handed! So, I relate to left pocket stuff.
918GMA, Just thought you'd like to know my results of reading your post!
It kicked off my phenomena of craving a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.... One was not enough... and two was too many!
PB&J affects me like tuna does. It makes me sick after I eat it. Makes me have real bad heart burn, burping it back up, sometimes puking it up... (i hope you're not eating if you're reading this
) makes me get real sleepy, like I'm in a semi-blackout state, I go to bed because I feel dizzy, and then turn, turn, turn.
Any normal person would probably quit eating it. And, when I'm eating it, I get so much joy and pleasure out of it... that memory of my last episodes of PB&J, as miserable as they were... just don't come to mind. (With tuna... I'll usually remember it but go ahead and eat the sandwich anyway).
Naturally, as I chug down a glass of real cold fresh milk to wash the peanut butter off my teeth, and I feel it glide down my throat, I begin to feel like a grown-up! Big and healthy, spiritual, serene, at peace with my self and all the living things around me! I'm free to refill my glass of milk if I choose! And, often, I do! Then, I chase that with a nice real hot cup of coffee, with tons of caffiene, and it makes me feel "restfull and relaxed... like I could really go have a good sleep right now!" kind of feeling.
I've starting to wonder if I have a problem with PB&J. And, with tuna. Yep, they do interferre with some of the more important areas of my life... but at least, I never mix the PB&J with the tuna, in the same sandwich. And, I don't usually wake up craving PB&J... that only happens late at night... or... maybe around 3 am, way before I wake up! So, I don't really consider myself as a morning PB&J eater! Sometimes... once in a while... I will have the tuna sandwich early in the morning... but it isn't often. And, most of the time, it only happens when I'm too lazy to fix something else. Although... there have been times when I'll crave the tuna sandwich on white bread... around 9 am in the morning!
I do think their is a possibility that I've developed an allergy to PB&J. Probably, as a result of the huge quantities that I've consumed, over my years of eating. And... that could be true, with tuna, too!
I guess I could check into it, and see if anyone has started a Tuna Anonymous, or PB&J Anonymous... and perhaps... I'm not so unique! Of course... I haven't determined if the tuna and PB&J problem, centers in my mind... or in my body... or both!
Who knows. Perhaps, if I reach a bottom, and get sick and tired of being sick and tired... and my pitiful and incomprehensible burping begin to affect my other relationships... I'll seek help.
But, just for today.... as a result of my experience last night... I'm really going to try not to pick up a PB&J or tuna sandwich.
Thanks for letting me share!
PS: Maybe I could try switching to Peanut Butter Smooth? Gee. I wonder if I have a carbohydrate addiction... and PB&J sandwiches are my food of choice?
Hopefully, more will be revealed!