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Postby montesharley » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:53 am

A YOUNG MAN GOES TO THE CATHOLIC CHURCH TO GIVE HIS CONFESSION AN TELLS THE PRIEST " FATHER, I CHEATED AT CARDS LAST WEEK AN WON A LOT OF MONEY ! THEN I ALSO TOOK CREDIT FOR ANOTHER MANS WORK AT MY JOB. THEY GAVE ME A RAISE! I ALSO WENT OUT WITH 5 DIFFERENT WOMEN LAST WEEK AN GOT LAID BY ALL 5 WOMEN !----THE PREIST SAYS TO THE YOUNG MAN " GO HOME AN SQUEEZE ONE GRAPEFRUIT AN 2 LEMONS AN 3 LIMES AN A TABLE SPOON OF TABASCO SAUCE IN A GLASS AN STIR IT REAL WELL, THEN DRINK IT ALL WITHOUT TAKING A BREATH." THE YOUNG MAN THEN ASK THE PREIST " AFTER I DRINK IT WILL I BE FORGIVEN?" THE PREIST LOOKS AT HIM AN SAYS " HELL NO BUT IT MIGHT TAKE THAT SMIRKY LOOKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE !"
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