When finished he notices a shiny golden lamp.
Giving it a rub to see if it is valuable or not , a cloud of smoke appears and there before him is a genie.
" You have 2 wishes , what are they to be master " ?
" I will have an everlasting bottle of whiskey "
PUFF.
In his hand is a bottle of whiskey. The alkie downs it one , hey presto the bottle fills it self up to the top.
" WOW " says the alkie.
" What is your next wish "
He thought for a second, then looking at the bottle says.
" I'll have another one of those just in case "
