by montesharley » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:36 am
ONE TIME I WENT GROCERY SHOPPING AN A BEUTIFUL BLONDE WAVED AT ME AN SAID "HI MONTE" ---I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WHO THE HELL IS THAT? ---SO I WAITED ON HER OUTSIDE AN WHEN SHE CAME OUTSIDE.
I SAID "HI DO I KNOW YOU?" SHE SAID "YEA, I THINK I HAD YOUR SON"--SO I THOUGHT BACK AN SAID TO MYSELF, I CAN ONLY THINK OF ONE TIME WHEN I WAS UNFAITHFULL TO MY WIFE ---SO I ASK HER "ARE YOU THAT STRIPPER THAT WAS AT MY BACHUOLER PARTY THAT I SCREWED ON THE POOL TABLE WHEN I WAS DRUNK IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS? --THE ONE THAT WHIPPED ME WITH YOUR PANIES AN STUCK A CARROT UP MY ASS ?" SHE SAID "NO ! I THINK I HAVE YOUR SON IN MY CLASS. I'M HIS TEACHER AT SCHOOL. --LOL
