In his search for peace of mind wily old alcoholic goes to see a psychologist.
After an in depth examination the psychologist says,
‘ I know what the problem is, you have a split personality.’
The drunk says ' thats great, thanks doc how much do I owe you?'
The psychologist says ‘that will be 90 dollars please.’
The alcoholic says 'there's 45 you can get the rest from the other guy!’