I kind of miss going to the crowded AA clubhouses where the 90 day wonders would get up and say something like:
"Sobriety has been good for me! I've got 90 days today and I got my wife back, my family back, they promoted me to CEO of my own company, and gave me a six figure raise -- I just bought an airplane, a new sports car, and I got all my old girlfriends back -- plus some new ones! I was going to lots of meetings but now that I'm on solid ground again and my life is back better than ever -- and I'm so busy with my new life, I'll have to cut back on all the meetings I've been going to." LOL.