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More A.A. Quotes and One Liners

Postby Dallas » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:59 am

"A.A. will work for people who believe in God
A.A. will work for people who don't believe in God
A.A. will not work for people who believe they are God."

"One drink may make you feel like a new person....
Then, the new person has to have a drink..."

"Laughter is a sure sign we have recovered from the past."

"To admit you are wrong today --
is simply saying you are wiser than yesterday."

"You may give gifts without caring --
But you can't care without giving."

"The practicing alcoholic has three kinds of behavior --
Compulsive... Impulsive... and Repulsive."

"When Easy does it --
Sometimes, it's only half done!"

"If you have not found the peace of mind
you keep hearing about in A.A. --
Try taking the Steps!"

"God does what is Impossible --
After I've done what is Possible."

"An alcoholic is an individual who takes the most simple program --
and works on it until he has reduced it to it's most complicated form."

"Pain is the greastest gift -- God gives to the alcoholic."

"You could always count on me doing the one thing you didn't count on me doing!"

"What you seek --
You will not find --
Unless you share it!"




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Postby Dallas » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:20 am

"We may not have it all together...
but, together we have it all!"

(How true that is!!!)

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Postby Vickie V » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:11 am

Dallas wrote:"We may not have it all together...
but, together we have it all!"

(How true that is!!!)


I have this quote on my living room wall - stiched on a beautiful quilt.
I just love it!

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Postby garden variety » Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:46 pm

How about?

"I'm here (in the rooms) because I'm not all there."

And this one describes me to the tee: "If I had it all together, I'd forget where I put it."




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Postby DebbieV » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:09 pm

Dallas Wrote:

"If you have not found the peace of mind
you keep hearing about in A.A. --
Try taking the Steps!"


From your mouth, to gods ears, to AAs feet.

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Postby Dallas » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:59 am

:wink:

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Postby Dallas » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:07 am

Take a moment to think about how it would feel....

If you heard God say to you ....


"By the way..... thanks for helping my kid today!" :lol:


Dallas

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Re: More A.A. Quotes and One Liners

Postby luvwindnwater » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:31 pm

The only constant is change!

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Re: More A.A. Quotes and One Liners

Postby luvwindnwater » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:43 pm

Missing 7 meetings makes one weak!

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Re: More A.A. Quotes and One Liners

Postby montesharley » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:29 am

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME THAT'S OKAY I USE TO FEEL THE SAME WAY--LOL





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