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THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE

Postby Dallas » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:47 pm

THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE:


Hello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone else to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional,
we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice
will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.

---Author Unknown

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby anniemac » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:20 pm

:lol:
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Postby Dallas » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:33 am

The A.A. hotline is call forwarded to my cell phone, and I have a guy who calls, who doesn't say anything.... he just quitely... pushes the buttons.

It makes me wonder if he's searching for the "Psychiatric Hotline"... or, if he's hearing a recorded message, that hasn't been recorded! :lol: Drunks can do the damndest things! :lol:

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Postby anniemac » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:19 pm

So long as he's not pushing your buttons! :D And I'd take that over the perverts who call in the middle of the night when I'm covering the hotline... :x
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