A man was driving around town with penguins in the back of his pick up.
A cop pulls him over & says "This is the city! You can't drive around with penguins in the back of your truck. You take those penguins to the zoo right now!" The man says," Yes sir", & takes off.
The next day the cop sees the same guy with the penguins, still in the back of his truck, & they have sunglasses on. The cop pulls the guy over & says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."
The man says, "I did! And today I'm taking them to the beach!!"
Laughter is one of the greatest gifts sobriety has given me!