Here are a couple of bloopers that were read at meetings (busted me up):
From "How it works" on page 58 - 60 after the steps are read:
"Many of us exclaimed what an ODOR
! I can't go through with it."
From the 12 Traditions:
"Three - The only requirement for membership is a desire to START
(I think the 3rd Tradition should be changed to that one!)
And this is my all time favorite - it comes from that saying "I might not have got in trouble every time I was drinking. But every time I got in trouble I was drinking."
The better version: "Every time I got drunk, I was drinking."