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Sobriety quotes and sayings heard in Meetings
Worm
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During the offering of the chips

Postby Worm » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:49 am

one night the lady doing it said:

" And if you are a member of this group we will give you a silver dollar and Curtis will bore a whore for you"

The room just erupted and Curtis turned red as a beet.His wife thought it was hilarious too. Funniest thing I ever heard at a meeting.




Jools
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Postby Jools » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:06 am

If a bugs @ss could make me feel good there would be a lotta bugs flying around with no @ss.

:wink:

Dallas
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Postby Dallas » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:36 pm

Not mine wrote:"I can turn a mouse turd into a mountain -- and spend all day trying to figure out how to pole-vault over it!"

sunlight
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Postby sunlight » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:03 pm

Random quotes:

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall, we just assume it's addressed to someone else."

"It is easy to sit up & take notice. What's difficult is standing up & taking action."

"What most of us need is a good kick in the seat of our cants!"

"People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it."

"Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."

"Even if you're on the right track,you'll get run over if you just sit there."

"Don't say the world owes you. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

"Prayer is not asking. It's a longing of the soul It is daily admission of one's weakness. It's better in prayer to have a heart without words, than words without heart."

THANKS TO MY SON FOR THESE!




Tim
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Postby Tim » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:59 pm

sunlight wrote:Random quotes:

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall, we just assume it's addressed to someone else."



Some of us don't get sober until we can read the writing on the floor!

sunlight
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Postby sunlight » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:42 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And this from a man who studies tax laws under the Millard Filmore admin!

It's going to be a glorious day!

sunlight
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Postby sunlight » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:18 pm

We are not called to go where it is easy and love already exists.

We are called to go where we are sent and bring love with us. :D

Dallas
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Postby Dallas » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:54 pm

I like that! :wink:

sunlight
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Postby sunlight » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:08 am

Spirituality is not about getting to the top of the mountain

It's how many people you bring along with you.

Dallas
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Postby Dallas » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:51 pm

And... with a different flavor... :wink:


Spirituality: It's not about reaching the top of the mountain... it's a result of helping those who are reaching for higher ground.

Dallas



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