An old-timer was sitting in the meeting hall. A young newcomer walked up to the chair next to him & sat down. The young man had spiked hair all different colors, red, green, orange, blue & yellow. The old-timer just stared.
The youth said, "What's the matter old-timer? You never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
