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Postby sunlight » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:23 pm

You twisted my arm! :lol:

Here's two more:

The doctor told his patient that he had 10 days to live unless he quit drinking.
The man said, "Isn't there anything else I can do besides quit drinking?"
The doc said., "Well, you could go down to the beauty parlor & get a mud pack every day."
The man said, "Really? Will it help?"
The doc replied, "No, but it'll get you used to dirt."

A cop pulled over a guy & said, "Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee officer," the man said, "Your eyes are awfully glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
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Postby Dallas » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:12 am

Thanks Sunlight!!! Those are great!

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Postby sunlight » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:58 pm

How do you catch a unique alcoholic?
Unique up on him!

Definition of diagnostic: to expire without ever believing in anything.
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Postby Sober*Melinda » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:59 pm

Oh, that second one was funny!! HAHA! Thanks for that! :lol:

The first one was pretty good too, lol!!! :wink:
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