A particularly sensitive young girl has just moved from detox to the residential unit.
A counselor passing through the lobby saw her sobbing uncontrolably. He sat next to her and asked, "What's wrong? Can I help?"
Unable to speak, she handed him a newspaper pointing at the headline which read, "Two Brazilian men die from alcohol".
The counselor said, "That's awful. It happens sometimes. But why are you this upset?"
She mustered a pitiful voice. "I'm SO glad I made it here alive! That stuff is killing EVERYBODY!"
The counselor tried to comfort her saying, "Yes, it kills many. You ARE lucky. But you're far over-reacting. It doesn't kill quite THAT many so quickly."
The girl retorts, "What do you mean not that many!? You call a brazilian not many!?!?!?!?!?!"